"Here ye, hear ye. By proclamation of Pi Man, we will be announcing this week the 2020 nominees for Pie of the Year. Signed, the editorial staff of Pie, Coffee and Conversation. "
The pies will be judged on:
(1) Crust Dynamic, including texture, stability, and taste.
(2) Dynamic of the Interior, including freshness, texture and taste.
(3) Appearance, both before and after slicing.
(4) Imagination, including ingredient creativity, presentation,
and the sheer joy the pie creates.
All are worthy. Only one can win. There is no second place.”
How do I enter?!
ReplyDeleteNo entering. Based on Pi Man's 2020 body of work. I ate the pies. I judge the pies. Pi Man is self-centered. Sorry.
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