Thursday, January 16, 2020

Peddler Universe and Coffee House Culture


Wake up Coffee House Owners.  There is a group who spend a lot of money. The Passing-Through-Town Peddlers. And we have special needs.
Salespeople are a unique constituency of the Coffeehouse Culture.  We roam. Yeah, we may have a “home-office” coffeehouse like every other remote worker,  but we spend a whole lot of time on the road, which means we are short term guests in foreign shops. We pop into a coffeehouse wherever we are. We get done whatever needs to be done. Then we disappear.  I visit 75 different coffee shops a year in 15 cities. I spend money in all of them. I go back to the good shops. I never return to the lame ones.  It is easy to ignore me because you do not see me much – but I am part of a large guild of traveling coffee-drinkers. There are lots of us, entering everyday a new coffeehouse in a new city.  We are not looking for the sociability and community elements of Coffeehouse Culture. We are looking for a corner with table space and accessible Internet. We buy coffee (caffeine) and pastry (sugar) because we are stressed-out maniacs. We do this all the time, repeatedly, all day.  We just want space – can’t you keep a reserved “peddler” section that has a one-hour time limit?  Can you make easy to figure out the WiFi password (or better yet, just let people connect?) A lot of us have MiFi devices…but we forget them.  And for my sake…can’t you have a nice slice of apple pie available to purchase?  Bad bagels and stale coffeecakes just don’t do it.



Friday, January 3, 2020

Happy New Year! Are you ready to break that resolution yet?

Williamsburg Brooklyn,  home of the hip, the young and the cool.
Where old men tourists wear skinny jeans and look like a tool.

- Pi Man (probably wearing skinny jeans)

People, I'm back from holiday break. Did you miss the Pi Man?  I had some business to conduct. I had some quality family time to spend. But rest assured, it that did not slow down my pursuit of Pie, Coffee and Conversation.

Over Xmas, I was in Brooklyn NYC.  It allowed me to sample some local fare and engage in some local discussion.  Brooklyn is a big place, so excuse any generality; but if you are unfamiliar with the Williamsburg neighborhood, this is what you need to know:

(1) There is a coffee shop for every single person who lives there.
(2) It borders to the north with the Greenpoint neighborhood. which is a large Polish community now infused with Modern Hipster.  Greenpoint only has a coffee shop for every 3 people, but that shop will be within 500 yards of a place that sells beef tripe soup.


(3) 5 star commitment to the Sweet Tooth.  From the basic to the ethnic to the wildly unusual, you will find it here. I indulged in some Makowiec ( poppy seed cake) on Christmas Day (before the dinner trip to Chinatown, but that Cantonese-inspired holiday delight is another blog topic).

Some amazing sweet spots in Williamsburg -   Bedford Baking Studio (Turkish influenced) and Tomoko (Japanese-French desert fusion). 
I sliced up some pie at Martha's Country Bakery, which is a crazy pie shop with a few locations in Queens and Brooklyn.  Serious cream pies to eat in or take out.  Highly encourage stopping by the location on Bedford Street if you are looking for a sugar high.